Graphics teams to partake in legally-binding contract ceremony.
Bolton, England - August 17, 2005 - Reservoir Gods today announced that two of it's graphics production divisions are to merge on August 20 in the peaceful vilage of Marlow-on-Thames. This new department, Reservoir Gods Northern, will set out to produce PI1s for forthcoming RG game titles and demos.
sh3-rg will be marrying sarah-rg in the presence of various other divisions of the Reservoir Gods empire.
"They've both been rather lazy and unproductive atariwise in recent months so hopefully this will give us and them a sorely-needed boost... or maybe it'll just be the end of both of them and their masses of ataris will end up on eBay by Christmas" said an RG insider.
"Slotting together like two Tetris pieces" was the way head-honcho MrPink saw the merger. When asked to elaborate as to which pieces they might be he mumbled something about being an L-man himself. It was later determined that sarah-rg was the ever-useful T, sh3 the J, MSG either zig-zag depending on which way the wind was blowing and damo the obvious super-tall-4-in-a-row-waiting-for-a-bus-then-three-arrive-at-once line leaving stratagem & partycle to fight over who was most square.
Messages of congratulations can be forwarded to sarahandkevin@reservoirgods.co.uk, and heafty donations can also be PayPaled to the same address.
About sh3-rg
Co-founder of the UK's premier atari game/util/emu team, sh3 can often be found hanging around bus depots inhaling exhaust fumes from older model double-deckers. Also know to launch projectiles at childeren as far away as 20 feet.
About sarah-rg
Actually exists & makes nice pictures using the ST's premier gfx creation package, Degas, despite some foreign types belief that she was invented in order to boost entries to the OL party gfx compo. Recently completed work for the forthcoming Clogged Up®.
About Reservoir Gods
Headquatered in Guildford, Surrey, RG is a developer of multi-platform entertainment (from ST to Falcon
It's library of over 200 releases includes the seminal Chu Chu Rocket!®, GodPey®, Bugger®, and Double Juggle Vegetable Bobble: This is Vegetable Juggling 2002®.
